El Arroyo Toilet Paper

Our toilet paper, featuring some of our ~dirtiest~ signs, makes a fun gag gift or a shocking guest bathroom surprise!

• 3-ply paper
• Printed with safe-to-use inks
• Septic tank-safe

Featured Signs:

• "I WAS STARTLED BY A LOUD FART... I WAS FARTLED"
• "DON'T BE A TURD TODAY"
• " SMILE LIKE YOU FARTED"
• "POOP JOKES AREN'T MY FAVORITE BUT THEY'RE A SOLID NUMBER TWO"
• "WHOEVER DECIDED FARTS ARE EMBARRASSING REALLY RUINED IT FOR THE REST OF US"
• "YOUR BODY IS JUST A POOP GUN AND EATING IS RELOADING"
  
• "IT'S ONE OF THOSE DAYS WHERE YOU CAN'T TRUST A FART"
• "THERE ARE NO LIMITS TO WHAT U CAN ACCOMPLISH WHEN UR SUPPOSED TO BE DOING SOMETHING ELSE"